this is tantamount to cultural genocide /s
seriously though, one of the peculiar joys of being in japan and having a very poor grasp of the language is the inescapable urge to play with the bidet buttons. you will inevitably start spraying water all over the bathroom, get yelled at by a nice robot voice, and panic a great deal.
side note, _davidsmith has a blog post about why its a search rather than a transcript-- basically the text to speech library he is using produced abysmal results for transcription, but was good enough for search.
