Ah yes. It is clear that the root cause of this CVE last month is a lack of spend. Lessons learned: 2.1 trillion tokens is insufficient to detect obvious malware; increase token spend by 10x.
Are you aware that is a satirical story, not a real CVE? (Security was proof-of-work before LLMs, with humans as workers. A CVE getting issued before it's exploited in the wild means the defenders won this round.)
https://nesbitt.io/2026/06/26/incident-report-cve-2026-lgtm....